Turns out Donald Trump is a lot smarter than any of us ever thought!
Just ask Vladimir Putin. Especially when it comes to the subject of alleged Russian hacking of the American election.
“I think that Mr. Trump was totally right when he said it could have been someone sitting on their bed or somebody intentionally inserting a flash drive with the name of a Russian national, or something like that,” Mr. Putin told the French newspaper Le Figaro.
And it turns out "something like that" was indeed right! President Putin has now announced that the true perpetrator of the hacking - 452 pound Ivan Plumpanovich - has been captured as he sat on his bed feverishly typing on his 286 microprocessor a bogus tweet about Trump vacationing in the Bahamas with a topless Putin.
"Russia never engages in activities of this kind," said Mr. Putin. "What for? We have taken Mr. Plumpanovich into custody and are in the process of arranging his unfortunate accident even as we speak."
"Now we can get back to the big story," said Mr. Trump,"which is the 'unmasking and surveillance' of people that took place during the Obama Administration."
And searching for a hit of fresh air.
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2 comments:
Is this a repost? I could swear that photo of you at the computer somewhere before. That's not the same one you use for your online dating profile, is it?
Yes, it is. With that picture, heh-heh, I can't miss! And nobody could miss me either.
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