I like lobster too, but it always did bother me that I was issuing a death warrant for a living creature, all so I might later say "you know, it was kind of chewy tonight." That lobster might have had a family and been a Democrat! Hell, he might even have been Jewish!
Well, no grisly crustacean deaths (we hope) in the stories by the other Friday Fictioneers which you can select by clicking here.
Hey, want to go out for lobster? You're paying, of course, but as per normal, I'll take on all the guilt.