Who will be the next Dark Knight Rising?
As moviegoers flock like winged creatures of the night this weekend to see "The Dark Knight Rises," a question is already rising in the minds of the fans of the Dark Knight himself. With the Christopher Nolan/Christian Bale trilogy complete, when and where will we see Batman again? And who will fill the cape and cowl of the Caped Crusader?
You're in luck. Casting begins now .....
Send in the Applicants!
Wrong Type Entirely.
NEXT!
Too Short, Too Nuts.
NEXT!
Has filled in for another actor before. May have to create new character "Bat-Nurse."
Isn't it enough to fuck up ONE
superhero movie?
NEXT!
You consider 'Jack and Jill' a
resume piece for playing
Batman?
NEXT!
But how can you be both for
Batman AND the Joker
at the same time?
NEXT!
NEXT!
Your Highness!
Of course you'd be brilliant!
NEXT!
Oh, Reg, we've missed you
so much!
NEXT!
Great, we can get Clooney! What? He did what before?
He did What?!!!
NEXT!
AT LAST!
The Fresh Face we've
been looking for!
Ka-POW! Ka-BAM! CRASH!!!
The next Dark Knight has risen!
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2 comments:
I seem to have inadvertently missed the first two films in the series. Will this spoil my enjoyment of the latest? Should I buy the DVDs and catch up, or is that too much like homework?
Perhaps I'll just quietly miss this one too.
P.S. I was disappointed not to see your face in the line up.
Although typically a line up is where my face is most likely to appear, I didn't include mine here because I thought 80-plus year old Adam West's was a reasonable enough facsimile.
You can probably see this movie without watching the other two first. The important thing is that you read and commented on the blog post! That you should ALWAYS do!
I am, indeed, a Bad Boy.
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