Sunday, July 31, 2016

Help Explorer Sam find Donald Trump’s Humanity!

Help Explorer Sam find Donald Trump’s Humanity!

Hi, Boys & Girls, I’m Explorer Sam! I’m about to set out on a great
 adventure to find Donald Trump's humanity, if it exists. But  even though I’m a great explorer, I  have no sense of direction and I’m sort of a pussy so I need your help! Start at the Green Arrow.  But beware you don’t get eaten by a villainous Trump surrogate! 
Extra credit: Find Donald Trump’s tax returns. 



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Russell said...

Little Donnie is so modest about his charitable giving that he doesn't want to embarrass people like Bill Gates by publicly revealing that 98% of his income went to the I ALONE CAN FIX IT FOUNDATION, a non-profit ran by one anonymous angel who will single-handedly cure cancer and secure world peace if Donald J. is elected.

Perry Block said...

But first we've got to find Donald's Humanity. I haven't been able to do it. Maybe I ought to print out the maze.

Unknown said...

I'm still shaking my head over Donald. When do we get to hear, " Surprise! This has been the biggest joke ever?"

Perry Block said...

I used to think that would happen, but I don't think it any more. And by the way, nobody has found his humanity yet.