Hi, Boys & Girls, I’m
Explorer Sam! I’m about to set out on a greatadventure to find Donald Trump's humanity, if it exists. But even though I’m a great explorer, I have no sense of direction and I’m sort of a pussy so I need your help! Start at the Green Arrow. But beware you don’t get eaten by a villainous Trump surrogate!
Extra credit: Find Donald Trump’s tax returns.
4 comments:
Little Donnie is so modest about his charitable giving that he doesn't want to embarrass people like Bill Gates by publicly revealing that 98% of his income went to the I ALONE CAN FIX IT FOUNDATION, a non-profit ran by one anonymous angel who will single-handedly cure cancer and secure world peace if Donald J. is elected.
But first we've got to find Donald's Humanity. I haven't been able to do it. Maybe I ought to print out the maze.
I'm still shaking my head over Donald. When do we get to hear, " Surprise! This has been the biggest joke ever?"
I used to think that would happen, but I don't think it any more. And by the way, nobody has found his humanity yet.
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