FF- Friday Fictioneers
Copyright - Janet Webb
"Boy, is he one cute shopping cart!"
"Go ahead. Talk to him."
"If only I had a few drinks in me first ..."
"You silly, we're shopping carts. We don't eat or drink."
"Oh yeah, you're right. Okay, I'll try."
"You can do it!"
"OMG, wait a minute!"
"Why are you stopping?"
"Because we're Kosher carriages."
"He can't be Jewish. Look at the size of his basket!"
I knew those shopping carts could talk. Imagine what they say about us when we don't return them to the cart return area when it's raining hard!
The other Friday Fictioneers may not write about shopping carts talking, may have them drinking and eating, or may even have them standing indignantly at the Kosher Meat Section complaining to the fellow in the yarmulke there "Mr. Rosenblatt, these rib steaks were terrible!" Click here to find out.
I'm sorry that of late I've had so little time to read the stories of the other Fictioneers, but life circumstances intervene. I hope to get back to it soon. In the meantime, my shopping carts and I love what you're writing, Kosher or not.