Friday, July 22, 2016
The Clean Up Crew
"What a mess! Can't believe we've got to clean up this whole place!"
"That's the job. Sweeping, vacuuming, dusting, prying up stuck chewing gum, white-washing "Lock Her Up!" graffiti - most of it misspelled- fumigating women's air spray ...."
"Gee, you'd think by 2016 Republican women would have a developed a little style already."
"Guess not. Now get to work!"
"Did you watch the convention? Everything was so one-sided and divisive. You'd think Hillary Clinton was Lucretia Borgia!"
"Hey, you missed a spot!"
"Sorry. All those religious people sucking up to a guy who's had such a wild life with women. Hey, look at that Melania!"
"Put a little more elbow grease into that mopping, will ya?"
"I'll try. Did you see that strident General practically foaming at the mouth the first night? That was right out of Dr. Strangelove."
"I didn't see that movie."
"And Trump, he promises all kinds of things but doesn't say how he'll do it!"
"Hey, are you going to work or just yap all day?"
"I'm sorry, guess I'm a little old for this."
"Look, Ailes, you were lucky to get this job!"
"Sorry, sorry, I'll get on it!"
"And one more thing?"
"When you talk about Melania Trump, take your hand out of your pants!"