And
there’s the sound of the gavel, and they’re off!
Welcome
to the 2017 Donald J. Trump Collusion Investigational Invitational! Yes, it's the three governmental bodies probing collusion
between the Baby President and Russia racing to determine who will be the first to smoke out what the Baby-in-Chief is up to!
Breaking
into the lead is the House Intelligence Committee, led by Head Coach Devin
Nunes. What’s this?!! Coach Nunes has broken stride! Now he’s running off the track, with
Assistant Coach Schiff hot in pursuit after him. But now Schiff himself has stopped --- for interviews!
House Intel is falling back! And Team Member Trey Gowdy is putting on the brakes even more, blathering on endlessly about unmasking to the point you’d
think the next person to be unmasked was Zorro!
Surging
past the House now is the Senate Intelligence Committee! Led by Richard Burr and Mark Warner ---
widely known as the Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen of Professional
Congressional Inquiry --- boy, have these guys come to investigate!
Team Senate Intel is moving briskly into the lead. Oh no, there’s a snag! Marco Rubio is attempting to weigh evidence, and from the
looks of it you’d think he were trying to weigh Chris Christie!
Blowing
past both Congressional Bodies now is the FBI!
They’re coming
off a very bad year with an extremely erratic effort in the 2016
Hillary
Rodham Clinton E-Mail Investigational Invitational!
But look at the mercurial but talented Jimmy “Too Tall” Comey
go now, answering tough questions, probing evidence, and barreling over every
hurdle set for Team FBI by Trump apologists! Not too shabby for an investigational
body that used to be run by a man in a dress!
And now they’re coming around the far turn, it’s the FBI
with a lead driving to its conclusions, but here comes House Intel with a burst
of speedy justice, and now it’s Senate Intel dashing toward the truth!
And here’s the finish line in this, the 2017 Donald J. Trump Collusion
Investigational Invitational!
And
the winner is ......
We don’t know yet. But we do know who the loser is.
The American people.
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2 comments:
Well, I'm glad they didn't try to unmask the Lone Ranger. That never works. This reminds me of the Baseball Steroids hearings of a few years back. I think we need to bring a few of those old ballplayers with oversized frontal lobes back. If three or four of them tackled it together perhaps they could weigh Chris Christie, but they'd never get him across than damned bridge.
Maybe the problem here was the cheap broadside at Chris Christie. Come to think of it, mentioning a broadside at Chris Christie is another broadside at Chris Christie. Who's going to investigate that?
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