Thursday, October 13, 2016

Yet Another Comes Forward

 Ms. Carlyle levels her shocking allegation 

  A woman has now come forward and claimed that she has never been sexually harassed or assaulted in any manner whatsoever by either Donald Trump or Bill Clinton.  The woman, Jane Carlyle of Collingswood NJ, has alleged emphatically that despite ample opportunity available to each man throughout Ms. Carlyle’s 37 years, neither one of them has ever attempted to have sex with her!

This is the first known instance in which a woman has approached the media to allege that neither the present Republican candidate for President of the United States or the 42nd President of the United States has ever groped or fondled her.

“It’s been a harrowing experience,” said Carlyle, an accountant from Collingswood NJ. “I vividly recall the evening of March 14, 2008.  I came home from work, watched some TV, and went to bed.  I had no contact with Mr. Trump or Mr. Clinton whatsoever, let alone sexual assault!"  

Both Donald Trump and Bill Clinton have vigorously denied that they did not come on to Carlyle, and Trump has even suggested he rounded the bases.

“Look at her!” thundered Trump at his last rally. “Wish I could tell Billy about this one!”

For his part, Bubba just sighed.



  1. The poor girl must feel like an outcast. I can just hear her crying at night, screaming, "What's wrong with me? Why won't you sexually harass me?" Not to mention the public embarrassment.

    Still, you have to give her credit for coming forward with these allegations. It took a lot of courage.

    1. She is one brave woman to put up with all the innuendo and skepticism. But frankly even I don't believe it. It just doesn't seem credible. After all, both Trump and Clinton lived in the same country with her all during this time. Preposterous!

    2. Maybe she should swing by Havertown, PA.