FF - Friday Fictioneers
"How lovely by the lake!" I thought, settling into a
chair on the patio of the rustic inn.
“Think I'll do me a bit of fishing," I decided, and I flung
my fishing rod into the water.
"Sir, would you like some quiche?" offered a waiter.
“On the house."
Just then a beautiful woman approached me.
"Excuse me," she cooed,"would you like to spend time
with me?”
"Of course!” I responded.
"Great, wanna go to a Trump rally?”
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I woke up
screaming.
"What a nightmare!
I'm a Jew, I don't go fishing! And I hate cheese!
"Only good thing was
that girl who liked Trump. Anyone that clueless would have been putty in
my hands!"
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Putty in my hands? In my life, putty isn't even putty in my hands. Anyway I don't think I'd really want to spend much time with a woman who'd vote for Trump. Find me a girl who loves Adlai Stevenson! (Look him up, Millennials!)
You can find your own figurative inn by the lake if you click here and toss the ol' fishing rod into the stories by the other Friday Fictioneers in response to the picture prompt above. None of them will try to hustle you off to a Trump rally.
Me, I'm going back to sleep. "What's that, young lady? You remember Adlai? We-l-l-l-l-l ... Good night, all!"
20 comments:
Adlai Stevenson???... you are a hopeless Democrat!
My earliest political memory is going with my father in 1956 to vote for Adlai Stevenson. And one day Adlai will win!
You sure that it's only puddy in your hands, after all it was a dream. Randy
What the subconscious does to us at times...
There's a lot going on in your dreams, Perry. You need to wake up for a rest. :)
Are you taking something for your condition?
If so, can I get some, please?
A woman as clueless like that has to be a rare find... Please pass me some cheese.
beware, mr. trump may have the last laugh. :)
At least you can get the puddy to grow. Anything else would be a dream!
Yoiks! That's truly all I can say.
Frankly I'm not that happy with the conscious either.
Yes, I need to take some non-sleeping pills.
Yes, you can, but you'll have to date a Trump follower.
Get your own cheese, I think I'm gonna be sick!
Well, not according to what I just heard ...
That's a fitting descriptor for my life, all right.
Did I tell you that you were the inspiration for my story of Moishe and Geetel?
Very funny. Do you know that 'trump' is a slang word in some places for breaking wind?
Hilarious, Perry. I knew something was wrong when you threw your "fishing rod" into the water. You throw a line, not the whole rod. Unless of course you're angry because you haven't caught a fish. If you wore a ten gallon hat to a Trump rally, you'd probably fit right in. I've noticed that seems to be a popular way to dress at one. :D --- Suzanne
I’ve been single for a while and if the man of my dreams offered to take me to a Trump rally, I believe I would be single a while longer.
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