10) Forward by Ghislaine Maxwell.
9) With all redactions, runs to 13 pages.
8) Levitt says "This is the most transparent Administration in history because it's so easy to see through."
7) Epstein Files released with this strip around them.
6) Word "Redaction" quits the English Language in disgust.
5) Reached through a seance, Epstein says "What the hell have they done to my Epstein files?!!"
4) Trump J.Trump says "I ate more references to Trump than are shown here!"
3) All Republicans who voted to release the Epstein Files except Thomas Massie breathe a collective sigh of relief that can be heard all the way to Moscow.
2) Much of it written with a Sharpie.
And the Number 1 Reason We Know the Epstein Files are Redacted,
1) "CliffsNotes to the Epstein Files" by Stephen Miller.
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And the Number One Sign that Perry is Kinda Old:
He Still Thinks Top Ten Lists are a Thing.
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