Excerpt from a further interview between Nora O'Donnell and Donald J. Trump, Sunday November 16, 2025.
Nora O'Donnell: Mr. President, the entire nation wants to know. When will you release the Epstein files.
Trump: I'm so sorry I can't do that.
O'Donnell: Why is that?
Trump: My dog ate my Epstein Files.
O'Donnell: Excuse me?
Trump: My dog ate my Epstein Files. He's very hungry.
O'Donnell: Your dog ate the Epstein Files? But Mr. Trump you don't have a dog.
Trump: Oh ... homina, homina ... yes, I do, I'm ... umm ... fostering him.
O'Donnell: What's his name?
Trump: Umm ... it's Trump. His full name is Trump J. Trump.
O'Donnell: You named the dog after yourself?
Trump: Why not? I name everything after myself.
O'Donnell: Where did you get him?
Trump: Errrr ... at the dog store. He was very expensive, not that I plan to pay for him as with anything else.
O'Donnell: How did he get ahold of the Epstein files.
Trump: I was going through them checking out how many thousands of times it said "Trump knows nothing, Trump knows nothing" just like Colonel Klink in Hogan's Heroes, and he came up and snatched them out of my tiny little hands!
O'Donnell: Why would it mention how many times anyone knows nothing?
Trump: Actually it meant I am an idiot who knows nothing about anything.
O'Donnell: That does make sense. Why don't we pump Trump J.Trump's stomach and get out whatever's salvageable?
Trump: He already shat them out. The Epstein Files are covered in shit.
O'Donnell: Epstein Files covered in shit, huh. That's really appropriate when you think about it.
Trump: Yes, my name is covered in Shit.
O'Donnell: That's even more appropriate when you think about it. Can we meet Trump J. Trump?
Trump: I'm sorry, he's with Melania. That means you won't see him and I certainly won't ever see him. No, no, never ever ever!
O'Donnell: So the Epstein files will never be released?'
Trump: Nah, no way. But it's not a total loss as I plan to release something far more important to the nation, of which I am everyone's favorite President.
O'Donnell: What's that?
Trump: I'm going to Release the Kracken!
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