You Say You Want A Resolution, 2026

I have to admit I haven't made any New Year's Resolutions for 2026.

But there's a valid reason for that.  

It's because having kept all of my resolutions impeccably in the past there's no remaining areas of human endeavor in which for me to improve.

I say this with no sense of hubris whatsoever.  After all, it was my resolution No. 27) in 2019 to eliminate all hubris from my life, and as with all my other resolutions I have succeeded swimmingly at that one as well.

(Note to Self: Make one resolution for 2026: Eliminate annoying word swimmingly from my vocabulary.)

As proof of my assertion above, I have hereinbelow attached a list of my resolutions for Calendar Year 2014.  Aside from the few that proved just too difficult for both me and everyone else on the planet to accomplish - No. 21) Assure that Donald Trump is placed behind bars once and for all  -  you will see that all of the others have been achieved and achieved to perfection.  

You Say You Want a Resolution Part II

Yep.

If you have taken a look and indeed checked them all out, you can now irrefutably confirm that I've nailed each and every one of these. 

Swimmingly.

Oh, Shit!

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