Scene: The War Room
Admiral Bradley: Secretary Hegseth, there are two survivors still hanging onto the wreckage. What shall we do?
Secretary Hegseth: There's no question what we do, Admiral. Double-tap them and blow them away!
Admiral Bradley: But we didn't even fire the first shot that caused that horrible wreckage.
Secretary Hegseth: It doesn't matter. This is war, Admiral!
Admiral Bradley: But shouldn't we try to rescue them first?
Secretary Hegseth: No, these two are still combatants, still in the fight.
Admiral Bradley: But it's not as if they were running drugs to the United States.
Secretary Hegseth: Yes, but I understand one of them has actually pardoned a drug kingpin!
Admiral Bradley: Okay, sir, I'm ready
Secretary Hegseth: I want you to know that should any questions be raised, you have my support 100 per cent.
Admiral Bradley: Thank you, sir. That means a lot.
Secretary Hegseth: What I mean is, there's a 15-20 per cent chance that you will have my support 100 per cent.
Admiral Bradley: Fair enough.
Secretary Hegseth: Okay, Double-Tap 'em!
Admiral Bradley: I will, but where are you going, sir?
Secretary Hegseth: Happy Hour, Admiral.
Admiral Bradley: What if I should need to reach you, sir?
Secretary Hegseth: There's Signal Chat. See you.
Admiral Bradley: Okay, here goes, you two hanging on to that dreadful wreckage!
Admiral Bradley: You know, this is the most fun I've ever had following orders!
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