Scene: The War Room
Admiral Bradley: Secretary Hegseth, we've spotted two apparent survivors among that horrible wreckage. What shall we do?
Secretary Hegseth: There's no question what we do, Admiral. Double-tap them and blow them away!
Admiral Bradley: But it wasn't us whoever fired the first shot that must have caused that wreckage.
Secretary Hegseth: It doesn't matter. This is war, Admiral!
Admiral Bradley: But shouldn't we try to rescue them first?
Secretary Hegseth: No, these two - whoever they are - are still combatants.
Admiral Bradley: But it's not as if they were running drugs to the United States.
Secretary Hegseth: Yes, but I'm told one of them pardoned a drug kingpin.
Admiral Bradley: Okay, sir, I'm ready
Secretary Hegseth: I want you to know that should any questions be raised, you have my support 100 per cent.
Admiral Bradley: Thank you, sir. That means a lot.
Secretary Hegseth: What I mean is, there's a 15-20 per cent chance that you will have my support 100 per cent.
Admiral Bradley: Fair enough.
Secretary Hegseth: Okay, Double-Tap 'em!
Admiral Bradley: I will, but where are you going, sir?
Secretary Hegseth: Happy Hour, Admiral.
Admiral Bradley: What if I should need to reach you, sir?
Secretary Hegseth: There's Signal Chat. See you.
Admiral Bradley: Okay, you two guys among that horrible wreckage: Here Goes!
Admiral Bradley: You know, this is the most fun I've ever had following orders!
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