"We're almost to Earth now, Malac. Our long journey is close to complete."
'It's true, Zorp. Do you think we will finally achieve our objective?"
"Indeed! Our purpose is noble, our determination resolute, and our hearts are pure."
"Just think, Zorp: If Kropotkin Speed Travel had never been invented, this 17 Earth Year Trip would have taken two Earth Centuries."
"Yes, Xontar Kropotkin was some visionary. Not to mention his invention of French Toast."
"Look, Zorp! Planet Earth is finally coming into sight!"
"What? The sky is blue here! The grass is green!"
"Wonder if they even have the color Kropotkin!"
"I forgot, Malac. He invented that too."
"We're zeroing in at long last!"
"Our monumental quest is coming to fruition!"
"I'm getting weak in the knees!
"There! There! Oh, Look!"
"I Can't Believe It, Malac!"
"Breathtaking!"
"Even More Wondrous Than Ever I Have Dreamed!"
"Let's Say It Together:
SYDNEY SWEENEY!!!
"What are you doing, Malac?"
"'Writing home about it."
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If you hated this post, I hope Sydney Sweeney calls you on the phone and you --- not believing it's her --- hang up and she never has the courage to call you again!
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