I was stung!*
Donald Trump received a mosquito bite on his forearm while campaigning today and immediately turned
his ire on the Bug Chicks who appear in a television commercial for Microsoft Windows 10.
"I would never wrap my tiny little fingers around either of them," said Trump, "although I'm certain that Lying Ted would be happy to be lying on either one!"
*in the style of the Onion. I didn't say as good as the Onion.
Darn it! He caught us!
"There are millions of people throughout the world," Mr. Trump said, "and yet I alone am the one to get a mosquito bite? There's no question that the Bug Chicks are behind it!"
Mr. Trump called the two Bug Chicks
"the ugliest two women I've ever seen since
the day I was seeing double and looked at Rosie O’Donnell."
"I would never wrap my tiny little fingers around either of them," said Trump, "although I'm certain that Lying Ted would be happy to be lying on either one!"
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6 comments:
Way too believable for the Onion. I can see this happening in real life. Funny stuff
HAHAHAAHAHAH...I love this.
It actually did happen. But I forgot that Trump threatened to sue the mosquito but didn't follow through.
Little Baby Trump and I thank you, Michelle!
I'm not a big fan of bug bites either, and I'm damn glad The Donald is cutting to the root of the problem. I think he should build a wall around those homely Bug Chicks and lob a few cans of Raid in there from the safety of this helicopter.
Lying Ted would probably have an affair with a blood-sucking mosquito if he could find one blind enough to lie with him.
Trump should build a wall around the Bug Chicks so we don't have to look at the gross bugs in the Windows 10 commercial anymore. Then we can throw him in the middle. As for Lying Ted, I'm afraid we'll still have to look at him for a while at least until Bernie or Hillary beats him. Then of course we'll have to look at them.
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