I was stung!*
Donald Trump received a mosquito bite on his forearm while campaigning today and immediately turned
his ire on the Bug Chicks who appear in a television commercial for Microsoft Windows 10.
"I would never wrap my tiny little fingers around either of them," said Trump, "although I'm certain that Lying Ted would be happy to be lying on either one!"
*in the style of the Onion. I didn't say as good as the Onion.
Darn it! He caught us!
"There are millions of people throughout the world," Mr. Trump said, "and yet I alone am the one to get a mosquito bite? There's no question that the Bug Chicks are behind it!"
Mr. Trump called the two Bug Chicks
"the ugliest two women I've ever seen since
the day I was seeing double and looked at Rosie O’Donnell."
"I would never wrap my tiny little fingers around either of them," said Trump, "although I'm certain that Lying Ted would be happy to be lying on either one!"
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