tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.comments2024-01-30T01:49:53.266-05:00Perry Block - Nouveau Old, Formerly CutePerry Blockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comBlogger9781125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-57042983330460802162023-10-13T23:53:58.223-04:002023-10-13T23:53:58.223-04:00Thank you, Lee! Yes I am a big fan of the Oxford ...Thank you, Lee! Yes I am a big fan of the Oxford Comma. I hate when it is not used, even in advertising copy.I am going to check back on your books to make sure you always use it! <br /><br />Now, on to parallel parking, I have never been able to do it. I have known to be unable to pull into a spot that Godzila has just vacated, especially if impatient motorists are lined behind behind me waiting to get by. Quite frankly if there were no such things as parking lots whenever I drive into downtown Philly I would be driving around for a couple of weeks until I would inevitably give up and drive back home.<br /><br />So I would have been proud of you too if I had been there in front of your friend's house.Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-46874192118315090112023-10-11T14:25:26.080-04:002023-10-11T14:25:26.080-04:00Haaa! I love what you did with #21.;-)
A few yea...Haaa! I love what you did with #21.;-) <br /><br />A few years ago, I was so proud of myself for my perfect parallel parking job--directly in front of my friend's house in the dark of midnight no less. I ran up on her porch and was about to ring the bell and brag about it when I realized I was at the wrong house! Her place was a few doors down, but I refused to move my perfectly parked car. When I finally found the right house, I made my friend come outside and walk down the street to see my accomplishment.Lee Gaitanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07071737811847806177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-74672004463741018192023-10-01T21:45:41.626-04:002023-10-01T21:45:41.626-04:00Thank you, Lee. I really appreciate your support....Thank you, Lee. I really appreciate your support. Now which one of these lines do you think I should try next?Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-82489114144979651792023-10-01T19:19:58.817-04:002023-10-01T19:19:58.817-04:00I'm crying!! My faves are #s8, 11, & 20. T...I'm crying!! My faves are #s8, 11, & 20. These are hilarious!Lee Gaitanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07071737811847806177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-40942758354184635012023-09-23T14:40:06.155-04:002023-09-23T14:40:06.155-04:00Thank you, Lee! If we're talking about his ho...Thank you, Lee! If we're talking about his home, it's "ch." If we're talking about anywhee else the name is used, it's "s." Obviously because we've all been mispronouning it all these years!Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-72428771661348834182023-09-22T18:13:14.775-04:002023-09-22T18:13:14.775-04:00HA!! But, really, which is it, "s" or &q...HA!! But, really, which is it, "s" or "ch"???Lee Gaitanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07071737811847806177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-70792719451823328402023-09-15T15:21:48.161-04:002023-09-15T15:21:48.161-04:00Thank you! A nice comment from another transcende...Thank you! A nice comment from another transcendentalist.Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-24138945600409151622023-09-15T13:46:33.083-04:002023-09-15T13:46:33.083-04:00This is so funny! This is so funny! Cybrarian at heartnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-37491900432921220782023-08-27T21:31:53.224-04:002023-08-27T21:31:53.224-04:00This may be the same response I made to you commen...This may be the same response I made to you comment on FB, but anyway let 'er rip again: Yes, but you are forgetting the most highly respected aspect of Superman. He is a kind human being, or Kryptonian being as the case may be. He would never do those things because he is not a criminal. Plus of course he has other means of making money not explored in my piece, such as charging people for flying them through the air or working construction by knocking down existing buildings in record time. He ain't Elon Musk. But thanks for commenting because no one else does and my joke WAS cute, god dammit!Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-91276172324970885872023-08-27T19:04:15.058-04:002023-08-27T19:04:15.058-04:00I think both Max and Superman are forgetting the m...I think both Max and Superman are forgetting the most highly respected skill Superman can adapt his skills to. He can do what many of our most respected citizens practice: become a professional criminal. It won't be difficult for Superman to acquire plenty of the gold that is available anywhere his strong fist can break a steel door. Since all the millionaires are robbing the United States on a daily basis, the moment Superman gets enough gold, he will be safe since like the rest of the billionaires he would be above the law. Ililhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09604859783728221637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-32899380314388735812023-08-16T17:30:34.954-04:002023-08-16T17:30:34.954-04:00Having traveled untold light years to come here, w...Having traveled untold light years to come here, whatever Luke Skywalker and the other Jedis could master would come as no surprise. But the superhuman abilities to withstand hard steel slammed across the cranium and walk away unscathed would render any civilization in the universe aghast and terrified.Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-37129246564962450742023-08-16T17:20:04.792-04:002023-08-16T17:20:04.792-04:00Now that explains it so well! I often wonder why t...Now that explains it so well! I often wonder why they are not keeping in touch. Poor things... imagine if they saw Star Wars and see Luke what's his name pull out a giant spaceship out of the water with his mind alone...Ililhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09604859783728221637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-73200503905363652552023-08-16T12:25:55.579-04:002023-08-16T12:25:55.579-04:00I'm guessing that the Lord G-d, if indeed He b...I'm guessing that the Lord G-d, if indeed He be Blessed be He, and not Blessed be They, probably had a lot of women. Can you imagine him walking into a Singles Bar through the centuries? "Hi, I'm G-d, I run this place. How about you and I hop on a cloud and visit the Elysian Fields together?" I guess no wonder He may have forgotten a couple of the hotties here and there.Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-86424557162457570162023-08-16T00:46:48.925-04:002023-08-16T00:46:48.925-04:00But wait!!!! God has a girlfriend! What about the ...But wait!!!! God has a girlfriend! What about the Shekhina, why doesn't He mention her? And what about the stories about Him and the Queen of Sabbath and their weekly dates? I mean, really, God, surely you didn't forget the girls? Ililhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09604859783728221637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-77359693705547590792023-08-11T11:23:12.028-04:002023-08-11T11:23:12.028-04:00Didn't get the "boobs" emoticon unti...Didn't get the "boobs" emoticon until now, believe it or not. Now THAT'S funny!Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-88834235023083610082023-08-07T13:21:34.590-04:002023-08-07T13:21:34.590-04:00Maybe that's true but I'm not sure there&#...Maybe that's true but I'm not sure there's much of an audience for what I can write. then again, maybe it doesn't really matter.Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-25494112449528888322023-08-05T18:26:18.215-04:002023-08-05T18:26:18.215-04:00See, you can still write humorously. That’s hilari...See, you can still write humorously. That’s hilarious. Never happening but still … very funny. (.) (.) Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-82067072986496793452023-08-05T13:18:39.691-04:002023-08-05T13:18:39.691-04:00I would like my REAL self to get laid. But maybe t...I would like my REAL self to get laid. But maybe the fictional self will. And if you still have a crush on me and have big boobs, maybe it will be with you.Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-43978344280531758012023-08-05T12:54:52.814-04:002023-08-05T12:54:52.814-04:00I had a crush on your fictional self back in the d...I had a crush on your fictional self back in the day. Write on! “Who cares if anyone is reading”, she’s says sheepishly while not writing in her blog. I for one, would like your blog self to finally get laid. You can make that shit up. And Russell and I will always read and abuse you. TAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-73291133460407124292023-08-05T10:18:21.936-04:002023-08-05T10:18:21.936-04:00I thought about that title but some guy named &quo...I thought about that title but some guy named "Russell Gayer" already took it. Perry Blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13439590071776264237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-59346633833982024302023-08-05T10:01:12.536-04:002023-08-05T10:01:12.536-04:00What about calling it "Liver Spots?" Som...What about calling it "Liver Spots?" Something that tells you right away that you'll get fearless humor about aging and self deprication regularly woven into the mix?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-73506007931474329562023-06-16T12:00:28.229-04:002023-06-16T12:00:28.229-04:00Great readinng your postGreat readinng your postThe Sweet Nothing Teahttps://thesweetnothingtea.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4892510436199255267.post-76482689356013682532023-05-03T16:22:05.487-04:002023-05-03T16:22:05.487-04:00Lovely blogpost.
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