Copyright Ted Strutz
Once there was a little mushroom
growing in a field.
The
mushroom began growing and soon it was twenty feet tall. It was so tall that a
local entrepreneur made it into a ride for children. It continued to grow and
soon it was as high as the clouds and only the bravest children rode it.
It continued
to grow and soon it reached into space and only those children who could hold
their breath a long time rode it. A spaceship flew by and Pinterass said
to Myspace "I've never seen one of those so incredibly big! It's so huge, it's
festooned!"
Fearing a
race of giants, Myspace and Pinterass decided not to invade. And that is
how the little mushroom saved the Earth.
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