"And that's how evolution works, class. To adapt to the new climate beginning in the mid-21st century, mankind rapidly evolved in a number of ways."
"That's how we used to look, Professor Goldberg? All covered with - what did you call it - skin, and without razor sharp teeth to ferret out food?"
"Exactly, Mr. Clifford. And those awkward appendages called legs gave way to fins for better mobility."
"Look how ugly people used to be! How did we become so facially attractive, Professor?"
“Because, Ms. James, we needed to repopulate the planet. That's why everyone evolved to be so smokin' hot!"
"God Bless Evolution, Professor Goldberg!"
"Class dismissed. Go to it, hotties!"
I sincerely hope this post wasn't too sexually arousing for any of the other Friday Fictioneers. I toned it down from the original more graphic version but when you have a picture prompt like the above, toning down the sexual vibe is about as easy as getting climate change on the agenda of the Republican National Convention.
To help your mind evolve to a higher plane, click here for the offerings of the other Friday Fictioneers. Go to it, hotties!
In the meanwhile, I'm sitting here on the internet. Waiting to evolve.