PHOTO PROMPT – © Madison Woods
"Say, Brandon, it sure was nice of your dad to spring for a keg of beer for our Annual Finals Time/Spring Bash!"
"Yeah, Kyle, my dad does some nice but weird-ass things sometimes."
"I understand your father is known as The Internet's Least Successful Humor Writer."
"True, I'm afraid he's almost as unfunny as @ShitMyDadSays."
"OMG, I didn't think anything could be that unfunny!"
"Well, let's tap the keg, boys!"
"Look, here's a note from my dad: Hope you guys enjoy this keg of Listerine. Now gargle, spit, and get back to work!"
"You know what, Brandon? Now that's funny!"
I thought it was time for a post to show off my advanced parenting skills, but unfortunately this isn't it. Well, maybe it is; we'll see what kind of grades these guys ultimately get. Better yet, we'll see how many cavities.
Now all of you should go study the many other takes on the above picture prompt by the other Friday Fictioneers. Just tap the keg right here, and drink up!
Happy Annual Finals Time/Spring Bash!