Malveo
The Social Network for Arch Villains
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Woot! I am not a morning villain! Up half the night trying to think of a way to kill Superman. Any suggestions?
Ernst Stavro Blofeld How about constructing a giant Kryptonite Ray? Ever tried that?
Lex Luther Only about 50 billion times, asshole! How about something original?
Ernst Stavro Blofeld Well, I haven't had my coffee yet .... Wait, I know! Kidnap Lois Lane and don't let her go until Superman does your bidding!
Lex Luther Jesus H. Christ! No wonder James Bond is still alive after 50 years and 25 pictures!
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Khan
Fuck George Takei!
James T. Kirk KHAAAAAAN! KHAAAAAAN!
Khan How did you get in here, Shatner?
George Takei You should know by now, Khan. He's everywhere!
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Ernst Stavro Blofeld
My little tabby Ernestine posing with Roger Moore as James Bond just before he single-handedly destroyed the fourth or fifth of my nuclear facilities geared to take over the world. Isn't she a cutey-wootey!
Emperor Palpatine What an adorable doll-baby!
Lex Luther Love her to death!
Voldemort Personally I've always felt Moore was a bit too jovial & light weight in the role; Connery was the quintessential Bond. But what a cutikins!
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Woo Hoo! I
Breaking Bad!
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Bane
In retrospect, do you think maybe I should have left a guard in that Middle Eastern prison to watch Bruce Wayne?
Professor Moriarty No shit, Sherlock.
Voldemort Ya think?
Emperor Palpatine Woo Hoo! I Honey Boo-Boo!
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Richard III
Now is the Winter of our Discontent at these further changes to Malveo! Hate, hate, hate all the ads on right side of the screen! And I already have myself a chiropractor, thank you!
Lex Luther Damn straight, Dick! If I wanted to be on Satanist Mingle or Slay Date, I'd be there already!
Richard III Don't call me Dick. I'm not that evil.
Bane Personally I like the ads. Where else can you find a maniac-friendly hotel in Gotham City?
Now is the Winter of our Discontent at these further changes to Malveo! Hate, hate, hate all the ads on right side of the screen! And I already have myself a chiropractor, thank you!
Lex Luther Damn straight, Dick! If I wanted to be on Satanist Mingle or Slay Date, I'd be there already!Richard III Don't call me Dick. I'm not that evil.Bane Personally I like the ads. Where else can you find a maniac-friendly hotel in Gotham City?
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Professor Moriarty
Anybody got a good recipe for guacamole dip?
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KHAAAAAAN!
George Takei Like I said. Fucking everywhere.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
6 comments:
bahahaha omg this is too funny!! :D , and george takei having the last word ~_~ brilliant. x
I want to assure my readers (hah!) that this very positive comment was not a setup in any way and that Ms. Martinez and I have no connection whatsoever either through social media or real life.
But I do love her.
love ya too, mate ;)
No person on the planet I'd rather rule the planet with.
Hahaha! Love this.
I have now made you an official honorary arch villain, Ms. Z. And I'm counting on you to take over England!
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