Monday, June 24, 2013

Top Ten Reasons Young Women Should Date Boomer Men


10) Gray hair on pillow almost assuredly isn't yours.

9) Very unlikely to have a tattoo inside his thigh with the name of former girl friend.

8) If you shout out another man's name during sex, odds are he can't hear you anyway. 

7) Where else can you find such an invaluable store of information about Iron Butterfly?

6) Hours on end relating his experiences to you during the Sixties far more effective and fast working than Ambien.

5) Not in the mood?  Just play "Hide the Viagra!"

4) Nobody does a better Dwight Eisenhower impression!

3) Little chance he'll cheat on you because who'd want him? 

2) Very receptive to your saying "not tonight, I have a headache" because he assumes everybody else feels as lousy all the time as he does.

And the Number One Reason Young Women Should Date Boomer Men, 

1) Far more likely than a younger man to appreciate you for your mind rather than your body, although the only reason I wrote this list in the first place was to lure you into the sack!


If you liked this post, you might also like 62 Reasons Why 60 is Not the New 40, 25 Reasons It's Great Not to Have a Significant Other, and When It's Your Turn to Speak, DON'T!

If you hated this post, I hope you end up with somebody even older and less appealing than me .... if that's possible!


Unknown said...

Love this post. You're kinda hilarious. Wink, wink.

Perry Block said...

And you're the target audience for the post itself!

Now do I get to spank you?

Marcia said...

Love the list, Perry! I think I'll write a list of 10 reasons young men should date boomer women! By the way, you're still pretty cute!

Russell said...

In response to point #4 - you're trying to fulfill one of those mother/daughter fantasies, aren't you.

Perry Block said...

Actually it's my eight-year old avatar that's still pretty cute. Thanks, Marcia!

Perry Block said...

Russell, stop bothering me when I'm busy fantasizing about Gwyneth Paltrow and Blythe Danner!

Anonymous said...

Very funny, Perry... Leave it to you to make me LOL :)

Perry Block said...

Thank you, Bellanda. I'm counting on you to spread this post around to all the attractive young women in Paris who may wish to take me up on all this.

And may wish to start by sending me a plane ticket!