10) Gray hair on pillow almost assuredly isn't yours.
9) Very unlikely to have a tattoo inside his thigh with the name of former girl friend.
8) If you shout out another man's name during sex, odds are he can't hear you anyway.
7) Where else can you find such an invaluable store of information about Iron Butterfly?
6) Hours on end relating his experiences to you during the Sixties far more effective and fast working than Ambien.
5) Not in the mood? Just play "Hide the Viagra!"
4) Nobody does a better Dwight Eisenhower impression!
3) Little chance he'll cheat on you because who'd want him?
2) Very receptive to your saying "not tonight, I have a headache" because he assumes everybody else feels as lousy all the time as he does.
And the Number One Reason Young Women Should Date Boomer Men,
1) Far more likely than a younger man to appreciate you for your mind rather than your body, although the only reason I wrote this list in the first place was to lure you into the sack!
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If you hated this post, I hope you end up with somebody even older and less appealing than me .... if that's possible!