10) Gray hair on pillow almost assuredly isn't yours.
9) Very unlikely to have a tattoo inside his thigh with the name of former girl friend.
8) If you shout out another man's name during sex, odds are he can't hear you anyway.
7) Hair on pillow almost assuredly isn't yours.
6) Hours on end relating his experiences to you during the Sixties far more effective and fast working than Ambien.
5) Not in the mood? Just play "Hide the Viagra!"
4) Your mother will love him!
3) Can tell you all kinds of interesting things about John F. Kennedy, whoever he was.
2) Very receptive to your telling him you have a headache because he assumes everybody else feels like shit all the time just like he does.
And the Number One Reason Young Women Should Date Boomer Men,
1) Far more likely than a younger man to appreciate you for your mind rather than your body, although the only reason I wrote this stupid top ten list in the first place was to lure you into the sack!
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If you hated this post, I hope you end up with somebody even older and less appealing than me .... if that's possible!