“I googleth plagues,” tweeteth the Lord.
“This last one, #Deathofthefirstborn, should be a load of laughs," tweeteth Moses. "What happens after the Hebrews are freed?”
“RT: And to show His love for His people, @God parteth the Red Sea, gaveth them the Ten Commandments upon two stone tablets, and broughtest them to the Holy Land.”
“What wast that RT, Lord?” tweeteth Moses.
“I didn’t feel like working just then so I retweeted a pretty good overview from @PatRobertson. I farm out a lot to him.”
"Instead of inscribing thine Commandments on stone tablets," tweeteth Moses, "why doth we not just tweet them to the Children of Israel?”
“Because I only hath 74 followers!” tweeteth the Lord. “Look at all the Hebrews who doth not follow me back!”
“Well, thine tweets could use more bounce," tweeteth Moses.
“Now go, Moses, tweet unto @Pharaoh to let my people go. I must complete my #Follow Friday before Shabbot.”
“I see,” tweeteth Moses. “Hmm, who is this @GeorgeClooney, Lord?”
“Uhh, y’know, Moses ... since there’s no graven images of me, I had to .. er, uh .... base my avatar on someone, so … ummm ….”
“LMAO!” Moses tweeteth unto the Lord, his God.
"Think I can take it from here."