President Trump lashed out today at Nordstrom’s for
dropping his daughter Ivanka’s clothing and accessories line, placing the blame squarely on immigration to the United States.
"It was all the fault of an 1887 immigrant to the United States named John W. Nordstrom!" said Trump.
"It was all the fault of an 1887 immigrant to the United States named John W. Nordstrom!" said Trump.
“Had
there been a ban back then on immigrants into the United States from the outlaw nations of Iraq,
Somalia, Iran, Libya, Sudan, Syria, Yemen, and Sweden, “Ivanka would not have been treated
as horribly as she has been by Nordstrom’s because Nordstrom's would have been a true-blue American store like Armstrong's or Trump's!"
“Instead, bad actors like John Nordstrom
flooded into the United States, made fortunes through hard work instead of by
inheriting them, and founded department stores for the express purpose of
committing acts of terror against beautiful and sexy owners of fine clothing and accessory lines
like my daughter Ivanka!
BAD!
BAD!
"If they had had Donald J. Trump Extreme Vetting back then," added Trump, "a
dishonest loser like Nordstrom would have been exposed and returned to Sweden to found Ikea."
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