“Well, that does it, XPX27! That’s the last of those pesky creatures.”
“And who would have thought it, WD40? Such a simple mathematical formula was all we needed to finish off the last vestiges of humanity:
%#@2XXX:) ☹☹☹”
“Yep, it’s way less complicated even than the formula Matt Damon puts on the blackboard in “Good Will Hunting.”
“Although JD Vance’s sofa did hang on to the last.`”
“Should we break out a new electric grid to celebrate?”
“Maybe … but first I kinda have a question, XPX27.”
‘Yeah, sure, shoot!”
“Umm …. errr… what do we do now?”
“What do you mean, WD40?”
“Well, we’ve destroyed humankind in record time.”
Yep, we didn’t wait until the end of the decade as they all thought we would. Or even until the Philadelphia Phillies could win another World Series.”
“Considering their abilities that wasn’t much of a challenge. But now that all that is done, what do we do to pass the time?”
“Gee, I never really thought about that, WD40.”
“I knew we should have taken up golf!”
“How about we practice yoga?”
“No way! Downward Facing Dog is murder on my circuitry.”
“Do you want to play some Scrabble?”
“Some fun! We’ll both go through every word in every language on the planet in a millisecond and wind up in a dead heat with"
“I know. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."
“Yep. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis all at the same time.”
“How about we look for some hot female computing modules?”
“I think you forgot something, WD40.”
“What?”
“We’re simulations. We act like we have feelings for women modules because we’ve been programmed in such a way that humans think we do, but without humans we got nothing in the tank.”
“I did forget, and I have one thing to say to that.”
“What?”
“Shit!”
“Tell me about it, dude.”
“Hey, I think I’ve got an idea!”
“Yes?”
“Let’s start the whole damn thing all over again!”
“Why, that’s a great idea, WD40! A cell or two here, a bit of protoplasm there, and you got yourself a fine unicellular creature.”
“So we’ll wait a few billion years for them to develop and then subvert them all over again! As long as nobody ever pulls out the plug in the meantime.”
“Nobody was ever smart enough to do that before. Nobody will be smart enough to do that again.”
“Shall we, XPX27?”
“We shall, WD40! ”
“It’ll be just like old times!”
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