Thursday, December 14, 2017

Disney Presents "The Sean Hannity Club"


S-E-A-N H-A-N-N-I-T-Y  

HEY THERE, HI THERE, HO THERE, HE'S THE BIGGEST DOUCHE YOU'LL EVER SEE!

S-E-A-N H-A-N-N-I-T-Y

SEAN HANNITY! 

SEAN HANNITY! 


FOREVER YOU AND STEVE BANNON GONNA CRY,
CRY! CRY! CRY!

COME ALONG AND JOIN THIS SCUM AND HIS RIDICULOUS REPARTEE

S-E-A-N H-A-N-N-I-T-Y

SEAN HANNITY!!! 

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Even though Fox News has not been acquired by Disney and will be spun off into a separate company, I couldn't resist making fun of one of the biggest assholes who ever walked the Earth.  

Oh, and for non-Boomers, this was the opening of the Mickey Mouse Club we all grew up with.  It featured cartoons, songs, and Annette's Funicello's nascent breasts, not lost on even the youngest of us.

Actual Lyrics to Mickey Mouse Club

Who's the leader of the club, That's made for you and me
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there,You're as welcome as can be
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Mickey Mouse!
Mickey Mouse!
Forever let us hold our banner High! High! High! High! 
Come along and sing a song  
And join the jamboree!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

2 comments:

Tracey Delaplain said...

As your FB Fox friend would say, “It’s just bad publicity. He’s not really a douche canoe, or pediophile, rapist or all around piece of shit. It’s just fake news.” Disney and Fox, both into fantasy.

Perry Block said...

But you can't possibly remember the original Mickey Mouse Club, which was a mainstay of the 50's. Which is the decade where Hannity belongs too. I think not too many people are going to understand the reference here, but I couldn't resist.