No, not this kind of Cut-Off!
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NOTE: THIS POST IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION AND IS CURRENTLY CLOSED. BEAR WITH US WHILE WE MAKE A HOPEFULLY FUNNIER POST BECAUSE THIS ONE CURRENTLY SUCKS.
I am a child of the Fifties.
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For a long time, I wondered why many others who grew up in the 50’s, as I did, worked in an office that was decorated like this …
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Whereas, I always worked in an office that was decorated like this …
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Then one day, I heard of something called:
“THE GREAT ELVIS CUT-OFF!”
No!
Not THAT kind of Cut-Off!
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I’ll explain…
THE GREAT ELVIS CUT-OFF
is a specific date in time, unknown to the world until last year …..
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Finally,
a
SUPER COMPUTER
at the University of Edinburgh
... cracked the mystery that had long bedeviled mathematicians,
social scientists, and
guys who decorate offices.
social scientists, and
guys who decorate offices.
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the
INCREDIBLE MYSTERY
of
INCREDIBLE MYSTERY
of
THE GREAT ELVIS CUT-OFF!
(Do not bother looking below;
it's not that kind of cut-off!)
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If you’re a Baby Boomer born
ON or BEFORE
12:00 NOON
on
FEBRUARY 24, 1948,
12:00 NOON
on
FEBRUARY 24, 1948,
whenever you see
this man ....
this man ....
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You will …
Always, Always
Always
Always
think:
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But if you’re a Baby Boomer born
AFTER
12:00 NOON
on
FEBRUARY 24, 1948,
12:00 NOON
on
FEBRUARY 24, 1948,
whenever you see
this man .…
this man .…
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You will …
Always, Always
Always
Always
think:
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And when you see these guys,
you will
you will
Always, Always
Always
think
So naturally whenever I see this man
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I will …
Always, Always
Always
Always
think:
why these guys whom we thought so highly of would say that
whenever they saw
THIS MAN ...
THIS MAN ...
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I will
Always, Always
Always, Always
think
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And whenever I,
being born on the far side of
THE GREAT ELVIS CUT-OFF
being born on the far side of
THE GREAT ELVIS CUT-OFF
see
THESE OTHER GUYS
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Always, Always
Always, Always
think:
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BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT???
????
?????????????????
WHAT???
?????
????
????????
?????????????????
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Although those of us born on a date well beyond
THE GREAT ELVIS CUT-OFF
may never own a
may never own a
or a
or even a
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We've come to kind of like
THIS MAN NOW,
too!
THIS MAN NOW,
too!
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AND ALL!!!
Go Figure!
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And that’s
the latest news
and
scientific findings
on
THE GREAT ELVIS
CUT-OFF!
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NO!!!
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The End.
8 comments:
Oy Vey!
That's a long one (story).
And Abe Vigoda is probably wondering how his face got up there next to a bris.
alan,
It's a work in process and an experiment. Yes, it kind of sucks now, but wait until later (I hope.) Don't check it again until tomorrow. If at all!
Perry,
Mae B doesn't totally agree with me when I say you are a genius. But you are. We had to have the paramedics stop here and give me oxygen after I read this.
By the way, since when did I tell you it OK to post photos of my office? Since when have you been peeking in my windows?! Hey!
kd
I dunno, kd.
Thanks for the compliment, but I still don't really like this. It starts pretty well, and it's always great to see George Reeves as Superman, but then I really screw up the graphics and I find the Elvis analogy somewhat simplistic.
Plus the whole thing is hard to dance to.
I'll try to work on it more later. If you're not doing anything, take another look in a few days. Probably better to be doing anything.
I will look again in a few days as you suggest.
If it doesn't feel right to you, then it isn't. Trust yourself. But I like it. I think you're a hoot.
Not sure for this one, I shouldn't be given the boot.
Sorry to disappoint you, fella, but I still like it. Maybe I'm just sick.
Well, if you are, I hope a few more people come down with your sickness.
You seem to be the only one in all of blogdom who likes this. Oh, that's right, you don't live in Blogdom, that's in Wisconsin. Sorry!
Maybe you could let Mr. Hoffa take a look....
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