Presenting the Great Elvis Cut-Off!

No, not this kind of Cut-Off!


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I am a child of the Fifties.

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For a long time, I wondered why many others who grew up in the 50’s, as I did, worked in an office that was decorated like this …

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Whereas, I always worked in an office that was decorated like this …

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Then one day, I heard of something called:

“THE GREAT ELVIS CUT-OFF!”

No! 

Not THAT kind of Cut-Off!


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I’ll explain…

THE GREAT ELVIS CUT-OFF 

is a specific date in time, unknown to the world until last year …..

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Finally,

a 

SUPER COMPUTER 

at the University of Edinburgh 

... cracked the mystery that had long bedeviled mathematicians, 
social scientists, and
 guys who decorate offices.

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It solved at last

the

 INCREDIBLE MYSTERY
of

THE GREAT ELVIS CUT-OFF!

(Do not bother looking below; 
it's not that kind of cut-off!) 

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If you’re a Baby Boomer born

ON or BEFORE
 12:00 NOON 
on 
FEBRUARY 24, 1948, 

whenever you see
 this man ....

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You will …

Always, Always
Always

think:

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But if you’re a Baby Boomer born 

AFTER
 12:00 NOON
 on 
FEBRUARY 24, 1948, 

whenever you see
 this man .…

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You will …

Always, Always
Always

think:

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And when you see these guys,

 you will

Always, Always
Always

think

So naturally whenever I see this man

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I will …

Always, Always
Always

think:

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And we never quite understood 

why these guys whom we thought so highly of would say that 

whenever they saw 

THIS MAN ...

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They would

Always, Always 

Always,  Always,  Always, Always 

Always, Always

think:

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I will

Always, Always 

Always,  Always,  Always, Always 

Always, Always

think

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And whenever I,

 being born on the far side of 

 THE GREAT ELVIS CUT-OFF

 see

  THESE OTHER GUYS

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I will 

Always, Always 

Always,  Always,  Always, Always 

Always, Always

think:

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BUT YOU KNOW 
WHAT???

?????????

  ????  

?????????????????

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Although those of us born on a date well beyond

THE GREAT ELVIS CUT-OFF

may never own a

or a 

     

      

                      

or even a 

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We've come to kind of like

  THIS MAN NOW, 
too!

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 AND ALL!!!

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Go Figure!

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And that’s 

the latest news

and 

scientific findings

 on

THE GREAT ELVIS 

CUT-OFF!

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NO!!!

 NOT THAT KIND OF CUT-OFF!

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The End.