Hello, I'm Bob Dylan.
Y'know, folks our age often find they need some extra income to do all the things they'd like, limited though these things may be. Often as debts pile up high, people entering the Golden Years find themselves lucky if they can afford bingo and shuffleboard, let alone checkers!
King me, Judy Collins!
Now there's an answer for folks like you and me and Judy. The good people at American Friends Happy Face Financial recently asked me to chat with you about a great opportunity called a Re-verse Mortgage. If you're 62 or older and own your own homes like I do --- I mean, own your own home --- this is a Godsend for you! And that's whether you're Jewish or Christian, or alternate between both of them like I do.
How does it work? There must be some kind of way to tell you!
Hit it, Joni Mitchell!
Before the bank makes final demand?
How many payment pleas do they by Jove him assail
Before they grab him by his gland?
Yes, and how many times must they kick his balls awry
Before he's forever de-manned?
The answer, my friend, is Re-verse Mortgagin'
The answer is Re-verse Mortgagin'.
Yes, and how many years can bills mounting persist
Before over them you can't see?
Yes, and how many years can some people subsist
Before they're financially free?
Yes, and how many times till you turn your homestead
Into bucks insured by FDIC?
The answer, my friend, is Re-verse Mortgagin'
The answer is Re-verse Mortgagin'.
Yes, and how many times must a man fuck up
Before he can see what is why?
Yes, and how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear me decry?
Yes, and how many debts will it take till it shows
You're wearing clothes in which people have died?
Yes, and how many times must a man fuck up
Before he can see what is why?
Yes, and how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear me decry?
Yes, and how many debts will it take till it shows
You're wearing clothes in which people have died?
The answer, my friend, is Re-verse Mortgagin'
The answer is Re-verse Mortgagin'.
How does it feel to get a Re-verse Mortgage? You'll be thinking that you've got it made!
So call your good friends and neighbors at American Friends Happy Face Financial right now!
Joan Baez is standing by.
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