He's the man, the man with the mindless touch
A spiteful touch,
Such a short finger
Beckons you to become his Wife No. 4
Such a short finger
Beckons you to become his Wife No. 4
Better to marry Al Gore!
All the "best words" he will pour in your ear
But his serial lies can't disguise what you fear
For a Wharton grad who's certainly no brainiac,
For a Wharton grad who's certainly no brainiac,
With orange hair, he's a major megalomaniac!
DRUMPFINGER!
Better run from this man real quick
This guy’s a dick!
He loves only him
Only Him
HE LOVES HIM!
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James Bond will be back in Drumpfinger. Watch him battle Drumpfinger and his henchmen, Chris "Bodjob" Christie and Newt "Necks" Gingrich!
4 comments:
I think you should rewrite this with Drumpfinger as a proctologist instead of a spy. He must also be a contortionist. Otherwise, how would you explain how someone can get their head so far up their own ass.
I'm sure that story would have more plot twists than a bowl of Ramen noodles.
You wait: you will laugh, you will cry, you will vote for Hillary. Actually, mostly the third.
And yet I know those who insist on voting for Der Drumpf. I am acquainted with a fair number of reactionary types, both by relation and through old classmates on Facebook.
Don't worry:When the theme to Drumpfinger goes viral, he will be destroyed! Maybe, kinda.
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