Saturday, August 6, 2016

Drumpfinger!














He's the man, the man with the mindless touch
A spiteful touch,
Such a short finger
Beckons you to become his Wife No. 4
Better to marry Al Gore!


All the "best words" he will pour in your ear
But his serial lies can't disguise what you fear
For a Wharton grad who's certainly no brainiac,
With orange hair, he's a major megalomaniac!


DRUMPFINGER!

Better run from this man real quick
This guy’s a dick!


He loves only him
Only Him

HE LOVES HIM!


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James Bond will be back in Drumpfinger.  Watch him battle Drumpfinger and his henchmen, Chris "Bodjob" Christie and Newt "Necks" Gingrich!

4 comments:

  1. I think you should rewrite this with Drumpfinger as a proctologist instead of a spy. He must also be a contortionist. Otherwise, how would you explain how someone can get their head so far up their own ass.

    I'm sure that story would have more plot twists than a bowl of Ramen noodles.

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    1. You wait: you will laugh, you will cry, you will vote for Hillary. Actually, mostly the third.

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    2. And yet I know those who insist on voting for Der Drumpf. I am acquainted with a fair number of reactionary types, both by relation and through old classmates on Facebook.

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    3. Don't worry:When the theme to Drumpfinger goes viral, he will be destroyed! Maybe, kinda.

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