FF- Flash Fiction
Copyright - Sandra Crook
Ladies and Gentlemen, the new Ford Fantastica for 2037!
Yes, we are pleased to present the most advanced American automobile ever built! Includes automatic parking, automatic driving, built in automated cursing voice including over 100 choice expletives, and --- new this year --- robot entertainers who fit right into your steering wheel!
Yes, they sing, they dance, they tell jokes. Let's listen:
I'm Spinner, I just got in driving from the east coast and boy are my wheels tired! You know, marriage is very difficult. Take my wife ... please!
Unfortunately, folks, American cars are still are no match for foreign when it comes to funny material.
I think the problem for the Ford Fantastica could be fixed by hiring the Friday Fictioneers to write better material for Spinner. One can imagine how Ford's profits would soar if Spinner began doing material by Russell Gayer!
Oh, no, I mean sour. Profits would sour. My mistake.
Click right here to read the other takes on the picture prompt above and try putting some of their words in Spinner's mouth and see what happens. You may just wind up with Car of the Year for 2037!