Dr. StrangeTrump or: How He Learned to Stop Worrying But Didn't Need to Learn to Love the Bomb, He Loves It Already

                       

    

Scene: The War Room.

          

General Turgidson: Dr. StrangeTrump, Dr. StrangeTrump! Why do you want to start nuclear testing again?

Dr. StrangeTrump: It’s because of the Chinese and all the other countries that don't love Dr. StrangeTrump. They’re trying to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids!

General Turgidson: What fluids, sir?  Sexual fluids?

Dr. StrangeTrump: No, my precious saliva!  How can I spit out my usual inanities, stupidities, and racist comments without saliva? There's also a thing called fluoridation of water! 

General Turgidson: Isn't that a good thing?

Dr. StrangeTrump: Don't you know what RFK Jr. says about fluoride when he isn't busy swilling Tylenol and ruining Cheryl Hines' reputation?

General Turgidson: No. 

Dr. StrangeTrump:  Fluoride drops everyone’s IQ lower than my belt buckle. Although that won’t affect me because I’m a very high‑IQ person and staple genius! 

Dr. StrangeTrump: Isn't that stable genius?

General Turgidson: Whatever! 

Dr. StrangeTrump: What about AOC and Jazmine Crocket?

Dr. StrangeTrump: They’re already low‑IQ people. They couldn't recognize a drawing of an elephant, which I -  not to brag - can do four out of ten times!

General Turgidson: Now what are you doing, Dr. StrangeTrump?

Dr. StrangeTrump: I’m ordering an attack on China and on Ukraine, because Zelensky doesn't love Dr. StrangeTrump and his main squeeze Putin.

General Turgidson:  But, Dr. StrangeTrump, the whole free world will be in ruins!

Dr. StrangeTrump: Details, details!

General Turgidson: What are you doing now, Dr. StrangeTrump?

Dr. StrangeTrump: I’m going to hop on this warhead and ride it to glory! My twenty thousand pounds of happiness!

General Turgidson: No, Dr. StrangeTrump, No!

Dr. StrangeTrump: I'm walking over to the warhead now.  Mein Führer, I can walk!

General Turgidson: Not even trying to hide your Hitler hero worship now, are you, StrangeTrump?

Dr. StrangeTrump:  Nein!  I mean, nope.  I’ve got to reach the target… do you hear me? I must release the bomb! YAAAA-HOOOOO!

General Turgidson: And will you also release the Epstein Files?

Dr. StrangeTrump: Are you crazy? That would be the end of my free world!

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