Be HIM!
As of April 25th of this year, my son Brandon is 21 years old. I'm proud that he
is turning into a happy, healthy, and intelligent young man with a wide variety
of interests and a well-adjusted and positive outlook on life and the future.
Just one thing.
Why can't he still be eleven?!
Though I do miss the days gone by, as a hardcore realist I must accept the fact that children grow up and move on and that life is a constantly changing enterprise. Also I must accept the fact that I don’t for a minute believe that nonsense
I just wrote in the last sentence.
“Happy
Birthday, Brandon!” I said via Facetime on the special day.
“Thanks,
Dad,” Brandon replied. “I was just on my
way out.”
“Bet I know
what you’re going,” I said with a knowing grin.
“Now that you’re 21 years old, you’re headed out to try drinking alcohol for the
first time.”
“Umm … yeah
… yeah, Dad. That’s exactly it.”
“I knew it!
I was just the same way when I turned 16 … I mean, turned 21!”
“Sorry I
can’t talk longer, Dad. I’ve got some people waiting for me.”
“Sure,
sure, go be with your little friends. But let me make a suggestion: Start your drinking experiences with something simple and basic, like the
drink they call beer. Do you want
me to spell it for you?”
“Is it
b-i-e-r, Dad?”
“No, it’s
not,” I laughed. “I’ll text you the
proper spelling. In six months or so we’ll
step up to vodka. That’s spelled v-o-d…”
“Thanks,
Dad. I’ll look forward to it. Gotta go!”
“One more
thing, Bran. Though it's over a year away, I’d like to talk to you about where you’re going to live when
college is over.”
“Oh, I don’t
know yet. I’ll have a job of some kind
and a place of my own, I guess.”
“That’s
just it. A place of your own is very expensive. I know of a place that’s very inexpensive.
In fact, it’s free.”
“What kind
of a place is free?”
“Our basement! And utilities are included too.”
“Dad, a
basement is a last resort if a kid doesn’t have a job.”
“Well, I’m going
to encourage you to think of it as your first resort! With pool table, vintage TV that works if you kick it, and close proximity to a laundromat that doesn’t
require coinage.”
"Well, Dad,
we’ll see."
"Okay. I'll throw in a Jacuzzi. I'll call the contractor right now.”
“I hope he shows up before I'm married with children.”
“One more thing,
Bran. I’m looking at a picture of you
when you were about 5, the one where you’re sitting in the green chair. Here I’ll
show it to you.”
“Sure, I remember that one. So?”
"Be HIM!"
"Excuse me?"
"Be HIM! The Brandon in the
picture."
"Oh, I see. You asked me that once before."
"Be HIM again! I miss him."
"Oh, I see. You asked me that once before."
"Be HIM again! I miss him."
“I’m sorry, Dad. I don’t think I can actually become him again."
“I didn’t really think you could. No harm asking."
"Talk to you soon, Dad.”
"Yep. Enjoy the bier!”
My son Brandon is now 21 years old. I must accept the fact that children grow up
and move on and life is a constantly changing enterprise.
And
frankly, it’s enough to drive me to drink!
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If you liked this post, you may also like Bedtime Story, Why Can't He Be Seven?, and Brandon Block IS The Graduate.
If you liked this post, you may also like Bedtime Story, Why Can't He Be Seven?, and Brandon Block IS The Graduate.
If you hated this post, I hope whenever you order a beer they always serve you bier!
2 comments:
In a couple more years you'll be having that talk about the birds and bees.
Hopefully, he'll be good at explaining it to you.
Thanks to you and e-mails, he won't have to.
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