copyright Douglas MacIlroy
“I was and still am her greatest work!”
"Sure, we've heard it all before, Seaside Contours," responded Pastel Princess wearily.
"Multiple times," added Sculpture of a Young Ballerina.
"And now they’re breaking up the collection, I with my sensuous mustache and alarm clock eyes am headed for MoMA! The Big Apple!"
"We know," sighed Pastel Princess.
"Where you going, Pastel?"
“Baltimore Museum of Art.”
"Baltimore? Great town if you like muggings! You, Sculpture?"
"Philly Museum of Art."
"Philly? Run up the steps you’ve seen the whole place!
"Psst, Sculpture: Don’t worry, that piece of work is not just going to MoMA!”
"He's going into storage at MoMA. He'll have nobody to yak to for 75 years!"
Not all art is ennobling. I took one look at this week's prompt and saw a very obnoxious piece of art with a handlebar mustache and a mouth that never shuts. If you're going to the Museum of Modern Art in NYC, make sure he's safely tucked away in the basement before you venture forth.
Very ennobling, however, are the offerings of the other Friday Fictioneers, works of art all. Enable the ennobling by clicking here.
Oh, hello, Seaside Contours, what are you doing at my house? OMG, willed to whom?!!!