copyright Douglas MacIlroy
“I was and still am her
greatest work!”
"Sure,
we've heard it all before, Seaside
Contours," responded Pastel
Princess wearily.
"Multiple times," added Sculpture of a Young Ballerina.
"And now they’re breaking up the collection, I with my sensuous mustache and alarm clock eyes am
headed for MoMA! The Big Apple!"
"We
know," sighed Pastel Princess.
"Where
you going, Pastel?"
“Baltimore Museum of Art.”
"Baltimore? Great town if you like muggings! You, Sculpture?"
"Philly
Museum of Art."
"Philly? Run up the steps you’ve seen the whole place!
"Psst,
Sculpture: Don’t worry, that piece of work is not just going to MoMA!”
"No?"
"He's going into storage at MoMA. He'll have nobody to yak to for 75 years!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Not all art is ennobling. I took one look at this week's prompt and saw a very obnoxious piece of art with a handlebar mustache and a mouth that never shuts. If you're going to the Museum of Modern Art in NYC, make sure he's safely tucked away in the basement before you venture forth.
Very ennobling, however, are the offerings of the other Friday Fictioneers, works of art all. Enable the ennobling by clicking here.
Oh, hello, Seaside Contours, what are you doing at my house? OMG, willed to whom?!!!
34 comments:
Seaside Contours is quite a piece of art -- or ?
His time will come. Storage at MoMa sounds like a peaceful place to wait.
Dear Perry,
I had an art teacher who told us that no one could say what art was. Then he looked over a student's shoulder and said, "That's not art." So much for lessons learned, eh?
Shalom,
Rochelle
Dear Perry,
You no like my art? Dang. Still and all, storage at MoMA for 75 years is better than swap meet in Waimea next Saturday. Nice piece of art you wrote here.
Aloha,
Doug
Modern artists the world over are cringing! Congratulations! :)
I do like it very much! But if it were a guy, it would be an obnoxious guy; look at that blabbering mouth! Maybe he will be more humble by the time his day in the sun does come. It's a great prompt, Doug, and a great work of art.
It is quite a piece of art, and a piece of work!
I love how you animated the art!. That was fun!
Very Clever.....A scary bunch of pieces!
And thus the great art debate of 2014 has begun. There's nothing I hate worse than mouthy, self-absorbed art . . . unless of course it's my creation.
Pastel Princess! Ha!
Fun stuff this week, Perry! If only art could talk . . .
Cheers!
MG
Pastel Princess is great! and I love your comment to Doug. The prompt is so good this week because there were so many ways to go. Wow! Good job Perry. Love your story! Nan :)
Put in Isolation for 75 years ? -- I always love reading your stories. You make me laugh every week. You are a MUST READ writer.
Perry, Funny piece. That mouthy piece of art was probably a gift from someone. He probably will have an excuse for his storage. He has an ego that won't let that stop him. : ) --- Susan
The Sculpture of a Young Ballerina is going to Philly? Sounds like she should go to MoMA since it's New York and all. A charming piece, Perry. You always inspire me.
Probably not peaceful for the other works of art. I hope he doesn't drive the Van Goghs crazy.
I actually really like this piece. Unfortunately so does the piece! Thanks, Rochelle.
Thank you, thank you! Wait ... for what?
I just call's em like I sees em!
I only find Seaside Contours scary.Athough who knows? Maybe the others are just jealous of a genius.
Don't worry, Russell. We're not talking about mouthy self-absorbed artists at all!
Yeah, I'd like to check her out too. I mean, from an artistic standpoint!
If it would talk like Seaside Contours, glad it doesn't.
Thank you, Nan. And Seaside Contours sends his regards too. And his regards. And his regards. And some more regards. And some more ...
Thank you so much, Mike. Maybe I'll start reading me myself.
My guess is that MoMA will be trying to trade him within one hour after he gets there.
Thank you, Amy. That's what I'm here for - 24/7 inspiration. Just give me time to get some coffee if you call after 11:00.
cute one as usual,
I can almost see a Disney production in the making here.
Yep, he reminds me of the Clock in "Beauty and the Beast" too. (Cogsworth?)
It's a real shame this collection is going to be broken up. They've got an awesome group dynamic happening. Great story.
Marg
Well, if you want to lead the campaign to keep the collection together, Margirene ...
Seaside Contours what great name. I'm surprised that no one's mentioned yet that the iconicity of the purity of line brings within the realm of discourse the remarkable handling of ljght in this art exhibition.
Loved your satirical take on the art world (er it is satirical, isn't it?)
People who stick seashells on bits of wood deserve all they get in my book - museum storage is too good!
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