Copyright Bjorn Rudberg
"Hey, Jane!" said Perry. "Just closed on my new house!"
"That's great, Perry!" said Jane. "Can't wait to see it!"
"You'll really be impressed with me when you do," smirked Perry, ever so modestly. "It's beautiful, in a great location, and I got a terrific deal!"
"Well," cooed Jane. "How about you take little ol' me to see it right now?"
"Thought you'd never ask. Y' know, I haven't seen it myself since a week or two."
"Didn't you have a walk-through right before settlement?"
"Nah, Janie, no need for that."
"Yeah, trust me on this! That's about as unnecessary and worthless as that stupid insurance they tried to sell me!"
Talk about a great location!
Five bedrooms, three and a half baths, sumptuous living room, dining room, and kitchen, and only eight of the rooms are presently located under ground in a subterranean well.
I hope the other members of the Friday Fictioneers are making out a bit better this week. I wonder which one of them Jane is dating these days ....