Your Holiday Medley!
Sing along with us now....
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Fordy the Snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a big crack pipe and an enlarged nose
And bloodshot eyes that burned like coal.
Fordy the Snowman is a sorry tale, they say.
He always had great blow and the voters
know he rarely came to work each day.
There must have been some magic in that
old crack coke he found,
old crack coke he found,
For when he used it to feed his head, he began to fuck around!
Oh, Fordy the Snowman could connive, oh lordy be;
And party brethren say he could drink and play,
while shaming you and me.
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
look at Fordy go!
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
It's a Drunken Stupor Show!
Fordy the Snowman knew the law was hot that day,
so he said, "Let's run, and we'll have some fun now, before I'm sent away."
Down to the village, with his small stick in his hand,
Stumbling here and there, all around the square,
sayin' "you can kiss my big fat can!"
He led them down the streets of town, right to the Canadian cop;
and only paused a moment, when he heard the cop holler, "Stop! (you dickhead)"
For Fordy the Snowman had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't you cry, I'll be back ELECTION DAY!"
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Just hear those sleigh bells jingling
Sexually commingling too!
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a Dismay Ride together with you!
Outside the snow is falling
And friends are calling "WOO HOO!"
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a Dismay Ride together with you!
Get-it-up! Get-it-up! Get-it-up!
Let's show!
Me first, then you go!
Get-it-up! Get-it-up! Get-it-up!
My gland!
It's here in my hand!
Come gliding along with my schlong
in a twittery fairy land!
in a twittery fairy land!
Ass cheeks are nice and rosy
At my comfy cozy PC,
Let's snuggle up together, flippin'
birds, oh how clever we'll be!
Let's shoot our load in chorus,
Until my hand is sore-us, it's true.
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a Dismay Ride together with you!
There's a decadent party at the website
of Madam Gray.
of Madam Gray.
I will show my perfect ending in a perfect way.
I'll be slinging my schlong I love
to sling without a single stop.
to sling without a single stop.
There's a happy feeling nothing in the world can buy
When I pass around my pictures, I'm a hunky guy.
When I pass around my pictures, I'm a hunky guy.
It'll nearly be like a picture print that's creepier than hives,
These scandalous things are the things that can ruin political lives!
These scandalous things are the things that can ruin political lives!
Just hear those sleigh bells jingling
Sexually commingling too!
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a Dismay Ride together with you!
Outside the snow is falling
And friends are calling "WOO HOO!"
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a Dismay Ride together with you!
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My nuts are roasting o'er an open fire,
Jack shit is what they say I know!
"Fool!" they me deride, and they call me a liar!
And folks pissed off like no one knows.
Everybody calls me a turkey and a great big schmoe.
They said I'd not get health care right.
Taking shots, Fox News is enjoying my woe,
It's a big a trump card for folks on the right!
You know their mantra's on its way:
"Obama's a Socialist, a Muslim, and he's gay!"
But ev'ry mother's child gotta comply ....
To see if Obamacare really can one day fly!
And so I'm offering this health care maze
To cover kids from one to ninety-two,
Although it's been decried many times, many ways!
What the Fuck?
"Merry Christmas
to you!"
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2 comments:
Bahaha more parody songs for each holiday please, sir! xxx
You are so kind, DPB. But any more parody songs and Blogger will repossess my blog!
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