Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Punxsutawny Phil's Bold Prediction


It’s February 2, 2017, and as usual all eyes today are on the small town of Punxsutawny PA. Every year folks flock to this hamlet in central Pennsylvania to get a good look at America’s most famous groundhog, Punxsutawny Phil. 

Yes, it's Groundhog Day, the day Punxsutawny Phil pokes his head out of his burrow and makes a prediction as to what all of us are going to experience in the days and weeks ahead.

If the groundhog sees his shadow, there will be four more years of Trump.  If he does not, there will be an early impeachment.

As hopeful crowds converge on Punxsutawny this morning, rumors circulate that the town's city fathers have been piping MSNBC into Phil's burrow. Why not encourage the most favorable result possible?

Okay, now, here comes Phil.  SHIT!  

He's wearing a "Make America Great Again" cap.


1 comment:

Russell said...

Crap, I was getting all excited about the early impeachment, then you cut my legs right from under me. Arrg.

Now, the rest of the Republicans are becoming mini-Trumps, changing rules and sneaking around to pass legislation while what few remaining Democrats we have gather in a corner to pout.

So sad, so sad.