Yeah, I can probably get into that ....
My son Brandon and I are going on vacation together. Sometime next summer.
We figure an opportunity like this may never come again. In a scant year and a half Bran will be off to college, and considering all the exciting things happening to me, I could be --- who knows? --- yeah, probably pretty much where I am right now.
There's only one thing. The slight matter of where to go.
"Well, Brandon," I said, "how about we head for that Magic Kingdom down in Orlando Florida?"
"Disneyworld? But we've already been there."
"And we had a great time! You and your brother got along fine, and I think Cinderella took a shine to you ..."
"Dad, I was eight."
"So? I know a family that goes to Disneyworld every year. If you go there more than five times in a lifetime, I'm pretty sure you can get certified as an official Disney character."
"Dad, can we go someplace a bit more real this time?"
"Real? Okay, well, let me .... I've got it!
"You've got what?"
"Vegas! What happens there stays there!"
"Really? What's going to happen there?"
"Probably nothing that's worth staying there."
"Dad, I want to go to someplace real, not to an artificial adult theme park built on hype and illusion."
"Yeah, but as artificial adult theme parks built on hype and illusion go, it's hard to beat Vegas!"
"Dad, I was thinking someplace south."
"Miami Beach? I never knew you wanted to visit our ancestral homeland."
"No, Dad, I want to go to Costa Rica! I've been reading up on it and talking to a few kids who've been there. It's got everything!"
"Costa Rica! Everything?! Sure, there's revolutions, insurrection, dysentery!"
"Dad, Costa Rica is one of the safest countries in Latin America. It has a long-standing stable democracy and even dissolved its army in 1948. And you get a complete ecological experience because it has both a Pacific and a Caribbean coast."
"Half Caribbean, eh? That's not totally unappealing. In much of the Caribbean, they have that really good ..."
"Dad, the purpose of the trip is for us to explore new things, not for you to make another lame attempt to relive the 60's."
"Do they have snakes there?"
"Maybe one or two, Dad."
"No snakes in Disneyworld."
"Yeah, but on the whole ..."
"I see. You know, Bran, there's an old song that goes Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker...."
"'.... you can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica, ain't nobody's business but my own. That's Taj Mahal, Dad."
"So it is. Okay. Sounds all right by me."
Can we afford it?
"Of course not!"
"So let's get started planning already."
And so, later this year Brandon and I are off to Costa Rica. And I'm good with it. Just one question.
Anybody know if they got spiders in Costa Rica?