"My God, sir! I never thought it could have gotten this bad this fast!"
"Well, the question is: can we clean her up for what we're planning to do with her?"
"No way, sir! It would take years. We'll have to start from scratch on a new one."
"Then start from scratch we will. You know, I have a new-found respect for the guy, scenery chewing and obvious hair piece notwithstanding."
"You're right, sir. Ten years after Captain Kirk steps down, who'd ever expect the Enterprise to look like this?!"
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Picture prompt above, story below, 90 words and I'm under the limit! I've boldly gone where no Schizophrenic Blogger has ever gone before as well as returned to humor after last week's sojourn in Alfred Hitchcock Presents, yet another vintage TV program.
This is my week's contribution to the Fabulous Friday Fictioneers and Flying Federation Starship Society. Click here for lots more from lots of talented folk.
Live Long and Prosper, dudes. And beam me out of here, Scotty!
