Bari Weiss Presents
The CBS Evening / My Weekly Reader News!
News Headlines
President Donald J. Trump Has Stopped Another Conflict!
He spake unto the leaders of Freedonia and Bacteria:
And Poof! 
This was the 147th conflict Mr. Trump has ended. But who's counting other than him, and us! Only thing: Who knows where the hell these countries are and whether they were fighting over land, religion, or pictures of Sydney Sweeney!
Yet Another Award for President Trump!
And he does!
Epstein Hoax Update
Okay it was this guy! All along.
Throw him to the wolves! It's okay.
Now can you leave our wonderful President alone?
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Up Close and Personal
with Anchor Tony Dokoupil
- I'll Straighten Katy Tur out, don't you worry!
- Good Hair is all you need!
- I can't pronounce "Dokoupil" either!
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Laff Time!
How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: One to determine if the light bulb is sufficiently woke and if it is, all the other liberals in the world to keep it from changing!
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Our Person of the Week:
"I love this man and you should too!"
Bari Weiss
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Spot the Differences!
Answer: There are none! Each picture is perfect!
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Our Reviewer Recommends:
MELANIA!
Ooops! That's the wrong picture!
Rating: Two Thumbs Up
(Meaning two thumbs up your ass if you don't love this movie!)
Tune in Tomorrow to:
The CBS Evening / My Weekly Reader News!
When we'll be reporting on all the journalists who have resigned from this right-wing rag!
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In Honor of Edward R. Murrow:
"Good night and Good Luck"
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