From The People Who Brought You "Melania" ...

Just when you thought it was safe

to renew your subscription to Amazon Prime

From Amazon Prime, the people you turn to when you need to order hemorrhoid cream and also the producer of the smash suck-up hit  

Which was the reason you canceled Amazon Prime in the first place,

Comes

A Jeff Bezos Prostrate Production

    BONDI

and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good,                                               Very Bad Hearing!

You'll thrill to moments like these:           

        "Why didn't we redact the names of survivors? Darn it, the Sorting Hat must have run plumb out of juice that day!"

"I would love to  turn around and face the survivors.  But I'm just not looking my best today!"

"Why aren't we talking about how much the stock market is soaring??? That's what we should be talking about!!  

And know what? Pedophiles made that happen!"

"Why aren't you asking Merrick Garland about this?  Or Judy Garland?

Or John Merrick, the Elephant Man? 

"Don't you ever accuse me of lying! As sure as Trump won the 2020 election, I never lie!"

 "President Trump is the most transparent president ever!   I mean ... umm ... transparent as in 'easy to see through.'"

"How many perpetrators have I prosecuted? Well ... um... none so far, but then the millennia is young."

"Why does Donald Trump's name appear hundreds of thousands of times in the Epstein Files with no details?

Because the Sorting Hat is all full of juice now!"

                                                            

And coming soon

From Jeff Bezos Prostrate Productions

Jeanine, Why Can't You Be True?

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