We're on the precipice of war with Iran and Trump has yet to tell us what it's all about.
Kaitlan Collins: Mr. President, you've said that within ten or so days you will decide whether the United States of America will attack Iran. But you haven't articulated to the American people any reason for such an attack.
Trump: Bad Bunny was the worst halftime show ever in the history of the Superbowl like no one has ever seen before.
Kaitlan Collins: Okay, sir, but why should the United States attack the sovereign nation of Iran?
Trump: The Kennedy Center is tired, broken, and dilapidated like no one has ever seen before.
Kaitlan Collins: If you are going to send American service people into harm's way, don't they have a right to know what they're fighting for?
Trump: Tariff is the most beautiful word in the English language like no one has ever seen before.
Kaitlan Collins: So what's the military strategy, sir? Strike industrial sites? Blow up Nuclear Silos? Put boots on the ground?
Trump: Jerome Powell is the stupidest ever Fed Chief like no one has ever seen before.
Kaitlan Collins: Sir, if this action - whatever it is - is successful, what are the plans for the day after in Iran?
Trump: Shame about Prince Andrew - not that I've ever met him - like no one has ever seen before.
Kaitlan Collins: Sir, please! If we're talking war, boots on the ground, and regime change, what's ahead for the people of both the United States and Iran?
Trump: Jimmy Kimmel is a no talent loser with no ratings like no one has ever seen before.
Kaitlan Collins: Okay, okay, sir, I get it! Moving on, about those Epstein Files ...
Trump: Hey, Fake News, let's talk about Iran!
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