Yep, Trump is a hero in Israel today. He was "instrumental" in bringing about a six-week ceasefire, the release of all Israelis being held hostage in Gaza and hundreds of Palestinians being held by Israel, and a proposed Gaza reconstruction process ...
which will result in
“The Riviera of the Middle East!”
"Damn it!" said Trump. "What did I do all this for if I didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize?
Why did I resolve a conflict that was 3,000 years in the making - ever since Jews were first invented - to not get the Nobel Peace Prize that I richly deserve over that woman in the South America country - whichever shithole one it is - who agrees that Trump shoulda oughta gotten it and not her?
This was the greatest moment in the history of the world, along with the overrated inventions of fire and the wheel.
But I am happy that peace seems at hand in the Middle East such that I may now reconstruct Gaza into a place of luxury resorts, marinas, and my long-dreamed of "Riviera in Gaza Paradise!”
It’ll be Blgly! It will have the best beaches in the world with unbelievable sand. BTW, the sand is already there, we don't have to truck it in at all!
And there’ll be Trump Tower Gaza.
And my close personal friend and fellow shameless opportunist Benjamin Netanyahu need not worry if the Israelis treat him so unfairly and kick him out of office because before long he and I will be relaxing poolside at the Trump Tower Gaza being waited on by Palestinians like Chuck Schumer during my third term in office as President of the United States.
People are going to say "sir, you have done an unbelievable job in creating this vacation paradise like no one has ever seen before! And we love the Gaza Gift Shop!"
Yes, I Donald J. Trump, am so glad I was single-handedly able to bring peace to the Middle East after 3,000 years of conflict over ... over ... oh, what the hell was it over anyway? and ....
Welcome, my Billionaire Friends, to the Gaza Riviera!
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