When you've written a book (Perry Block-Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute) and your marketing budget is limited (Marketing Budget = $0), you have to go to the basics to market your book, the basics being Twitter and Facebook.
I'd also be on Instagram as well but until somebody writes A Really Stupid Idiot's Guide to Instagram, I'm afraid Instagram will have to wait.
I've written many posts and tweets over the last several months to promote my book, and I'd thought I'd share some of the better ones with you. Hopefully you will enjoy them and buy the book!
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Perry Block - Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute is the book for you! Here's why:
1) Has All the Best Words.
2) Fully Pasteurized.
3) Great For Snackin'!
4) From a Certain Angle, the Little Guy on the Cover Looks Like He's Winking at You!
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On my Amazon page it says Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute and millions of other books are available for Amazon Kindle. I kinda wish it hadn't also said "If I were you I'd check out the millions of other books first."
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On my Amazon page it says Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute and millions of other books are available for Amazon Kindle. I kinda wish it hadn't also said "If I were you I'd check out the millions of other books first."
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If you've read my book "Perry Block- Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute" and liked it, please consider writing an Amazon review. On the other hand, if you read my book and hated it, you're MUCH too busy to write a review. Please don't waste your precious time!
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My Book Perry Block - Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute will NOT be sold to any member of the Trump Administration. That's right, you're not just buying a humor book; you're supporting democracy!
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I'm Tom Selleck.
You know, many people today aren't getting enough schlock humor in their lives. It's their greatest concern. Now there's an answer. Why not unlock the humor in Perry Block-Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute? I've done my homework. I trust Perry Block. I think you can too.
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You probably think my book "Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute" is only for Boomers, but that's wrong. There's parody, satire, and anything else you want.
There is "The Metamorphosis - The Musical," "If Batman Had a Jewish Mother," "Fahrenheit 151 + Ten Years," and much more.
I promise you'll love it!
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National Non Profit Day - How wonderful that there is a day dedicated to the sales of my book "Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute!" I am truly touched!
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National Non Profit Day - How wonderful that there is a day dedicated to the sales of my book "Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute!" I am truly touched!
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Why should you read my humor book "Perry Block - Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute" when Tina Fey's Bossypants has 4,728 Amazon reviews and my book has 23.
Let's compare them head to head:
1) Both Tina Fey and I are from Philadelphia. Draw.
2 )Tina Fey's book is 272 pages long; mine is 274 pages long. Advantage: me!
3) Tina Fey was a star of SNL; I have watched SNL. Draw.
4) My book helps you regain your normal regularity. Tina Fey's book - no claim.
It's resolved! Sorry, Tina.
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Discover the Perry Block - Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute Difference!
1) Fun For All Ages - Greatest, Boomer, Gen X, & Millennial
2) No Salesperson will Call.
3) Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Hand.
4) Hilarious & Without Me Tickling You. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
2) No Salesperson will Call.
3) Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Hand.
4) Hilarious & Without Me Tickling You. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My book Perry Block - Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute is perfect for all occasions. You can enjoy it with any meal, it goes great with red and white wine, and it makes virtually any occasion special!
And it's great for re-gifting.
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And it's great for re-gifting.
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