Tuesday, June 5, 2018

If Trump Can Pardon Himself, Then He Must Be Able To Do These Things All By Himself As Well ...

1. Steady the ladder while he puts up the Christmas lights.
2. Shoot an apple off his head with a bow and arrow.
3. Have a catch.
4. Dance the Tango.
5. Perform both the Abbott and Costello parts of “Who’s on First.”
6. Rub suntan lotion on his back.
7. Flip a frisbee back and forth.
8. Sing as both Neil Diamond and Barbra Streisand on “You Don’t Bring Me Flowers Any More.”
9. Do an Alley-Oop.
10. Operate a two-man saw
11. Give a leg up.
12. “Swing Your Partner, Do Si Do!”
13. Push himself from behind on a playground swing.
14. Play Mad Libs.
15. Ride a seesaw.
16. Fight a duel.
17. Tickle himself.
18. Have an actual marriage.
Can you think of any more?



Unknown said...

Yes, I can think of one, but I'm not sure I can print it, as this is likely a family blog. But, I will say this, it involves the words (not necessarily in this order) "suck" and "his."

Perry Block said...

You mean, "suck his dick?" No, this is a family blog, you can't say that here. Although that would be a good one to add.