1. Steady the ladder while he puts up the Christmas lights.
2. Shoot an apple off his head with a bow and arrow.
3. Have a catch.
4. Dance the Tango.
5. Perform both the Abbott and Costello parts of “Who’s on First.”
6. Rub suntan lotion on his back.
7. Flip a frisbee back and forth.
8. Sing as both Neil Diamond and Barbra Streisand on “You Don’t Bring Me Flowers Any More.”
9. Do an Alley-Oop.
10. Operate a two-man saw
11. Give a leg up.
12. “Swing Your Partner, Do Si Do!”
13. Push himself from behind on a playground swing.
14. Play Mad Libs.
15. Ride a seesaw.
16. Fight a duel.
17. Tickle himself.
18. Have an actual marriage.
Can you think of any more?