1. Steady the ladder while he puts up the Christmas lights.
2. Shoot an apple off his head with a bow and arrow.
3. Have a catch.
4. Dance the Tango.
5. Perform both the Abbott and Costello parts of “Who’s on First.”
6. Rub suntan lotion on his back.
7. Flip a frisbee back and forth.
8. Sing as both Neil Diamond and Barbra Streisand on “You Don’t Bring Me Flowers Any More.”
9. Do an Alley-Oop.
10. Operate a two-man saw
11. Give a leg up.
12. “Swing Your Partner, Do Si Do!”
13. Push himself from behind on a playground swing.
14. Play Mad Libs.
15. Ride a seesaw.
16. Fight a duel.
17. Tickle himself.
and
18. Have an actual marriage.
Can you think of any more?
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2 comments:
Yes, I can think of one, but I'm not sure I can print it, as this is likely a family blog. But, I will say this, it involves the words (not necessarily in this order) "suck" and "his."
You mean, "suck his dick?" No, this is a family blog, you can't say that here. Although that would be a good one to add.
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