ou’ll be No. 1 on the New York Times Best Seller List quicker than I usually get fired at any of the jobs I've had. Here's what I’m going to say about you:
“No, not exactly. But I am going to tell them you can suck your own cock.”
“That’s disgusting! Besides, only Ron Jeremy can do that.”
“I know. I worked for him too.”
“Look, Mooch, what it is you can do for me?”
“I can love you! Also I can fire all the leakers.”
“But I don’t have any leakers! What would they leak about, that I’m doing my laundry and I put in too much bleach?”
“Too much bleach? Shows poor judgment!