Sunday, August 12, 2012

Why Aging Sucks


Words here are truly unnecessary ...


Billy Joel

Age 30







Age 60
We love you just the way you were ...








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Brigitte Bardot


Age 20







Age 72
You're alone with her on the beach and she's wearing nothing but a towel.
 It begins to slip off....





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Laurence Olivier

Age 32









Age 72
Sans teeth, sans taste, sans eyes ...






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Cheryl Tiegs


Age 22








Age 60
Would you believe the modeling gigs 
have all dried up? 





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Peter Frampton

Age 22













Age 62
No, I'm not Billy Joel!








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Tina Louise
(Ginger)










Oh, to be stranded on an 
uncharted desert isle with her!





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James Garner


Age 28









Age 78
 File it under "G"
 for Geezer, Mr. Rockford.








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Donna Douglas
(Elly Mae Clampett)

 Age 25









Age 75
Well, Go-o-o-l-l-e-e-e-e, Pa!










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Grace Slick

 Age 30








Age 70
Please, Grace, one pill make you younger! 








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And this one 
you won't believe








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Keith Richards

 Age 22










Any age over 22






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Perry

Age 21













Age 61






Well, there's always one exception
 to the rule.






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Hey, who's writing this? 

You or me?











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And that's why Aging
Sucks! 







The End
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6 comments:

Dorothy Distefano said...

No fair. We should see the real you!!

Perry Block said...

All right, all right. You want an approximation?

Just scroll up to the young Olivier.

As I said, who's writing this, you or me?

Libby said...

Funny as always Perry, LOL! LOL!

Lisa Lynch said...

Is someone trying to steal your mustache?

Perry Block said...

Thanks so much for the two LOLs!

Wait a minute. That's two LOLs out of how many possible LOLs? If it's four, how dare you?

Thanks for writing, Libby.

Perry Block said...

Of course not. That's a hot babe with her hand around my face!

(Actually it's my male roommate but since I'm already lying about how I look at age 61, might as well lie about that too.)

Thanks, Lisa.