Words here are truly unnecessary ...
Billy Joel
Age 30
Age 60
We love you just the way you were ...
~~~~~~~~~~~
Brigitte Bardot
Age 20
Age 72
You're alone with her on the beach and she's wearing nothing but a towel.
It begins to slip off....
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Laurence Olivier
You're alone with her on the beach and she's wearing nothing but a towel.
It begins to slip off....
~~~~~~~~~~~
Laurence Olivier
Age 32
Age 72
Sans teeth, sans taste, sans eyes ...
~~~~~~~~
Cheryl Tiegs
Age 22
Age 60
Would you believe the modeling gigs
have all dried up?
~~~~~~~~
Peter Frampton
Age 22
Sans teeth, sans taste, sans eyes ...
~~~~~~~~
Cheryl Tiegs
Would you believe the modeling gigs
have all dried up?
~~~~~~~~
Peter Frampton
Age 62
No, I'm not Billy Joel!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tina Louise
(Ginger)
Oh, to be stranded on an
uncharted desert isle with her!
~~~~~~~~~~
James Garner
Age 28
Age 78
File it under "G"
for Geezer, Mr. Rockford.
~~~~~~~~~~
Donna Douglas
(Ginger)
uncharted desert isle with her!
~~~~~~~~~~
James Garner
File it under "G"
for Geezer, Mr. Rockford.
Donna Douglas
(Elly Mae Clampett)
Age 25
Age 75
Well, Go-o-o-l-l-e-e-e-e, Pa!
Age 30
~~~~~~~~~
And this one
Well, Go-o-o-l-l-e-e-e-e, Pa!
~~~~~~~
Grace Slick
Age 70
Please, Grace, one pill make you younger!
Please, Grace, one pill make you younger!
~~~~~~~~~
you won't believe
~~~~~~~~~~
Keith Richards
Age 22
Any age over 22
~~~~~~~~~
Perry
Age 21
Age 61
Well, there's always one exception
to the rule.
~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey, who's writing this?
You or me?
~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey, who's writing this?
You or me?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And that's why Aging
Sucks!
The End
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
5 comments:
No fair. We should see the real you!!
All right, all right. You want an approximation?
Just scroll up to the young Olivier.
As I said, who's writing this, you or me?
Is someone trying to steal your mustache?
Thanks so much for the two LOLs!
Wait a minute. That's two LOLs out of how many possible LOLs? If it's four, how dare you?
Thanks for writing, Libby.
Of course not. That's a hot babe with her hand around my face!
(Actually it's my male roommate but since I'm already lying about how I look at age 61, might as well lie about that too.)
Thanks, Lisa.
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