Thursday, April 8, 2010

A Song is Born! And has a Bris!


(To the tune of Kids from Bye-Bye Birdie)


YIDS!!!
I don’t know what’s wrong with we YIDS today!


YIDS!!!
Seems we’re more meshuggeh in every way! 


YIDS!!!
We’re the funny, crazy, wacky chosen folk!

Lawyers, doctors, all kindsa TV shlocksters!


YIDS!!!
Now listen to me, boychick!


YIDS!!!
Peter Falk, Jonas Salk are YIDS, it’s true!


YIDS!!!
And sometimes even Bob Dylan too!  


We'll never be like they are.
 Eatin' mayo each and every day!


 What's the matter with YIDs to-day?


YIDS!!!
Oh, we love catching rays in the summer sun!


YIDS!!!
And playing “Guess who’s Jewish” is always fun!


YIDS!!!
We’re the few in number members of the Tribe.
Kvetching, whining, Passover-reclining Hebrews!


YIDS!!!
Now, listen to me, boychick!


YIDS!!! YIDS!!
Our guilt’s just impossible to control!


YIDS!!!
Cause its primal source is that Torah Scroll!


We’ll never be like they are.
Using power tools every day!


What’s the matter with YIDS?
A bit fakakta but that’s all it is!



There’s nothing the matter with YIDS today! 


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