The Year 2026 Wants You To Have a Good 2026

 

Hi, Everybody!  I'm The Year 2026.

A few things you should know about years.

We do exist in space and time. You just can't see us because we're masters of disguise. We use more makeup on average than Kim Kardashian and J.D. Vance combined!

You probably also didn't know that prior years do continue to live on in retirement. Many of them find permanent homes through the service known as A Place For 1953.

Also, the even numbered years are way sexier than the odd numbered years.  I don't wanna brag but I've had sex with years that haven't even happened yet. Poor 2025 has it tough enough being an odd year on top of all the bad things that happened during her tenure.

She can't even get a date with 1929. 

Yes, I am not off to a good start. But I'm optimistic all of you will take action in whatever way you can to begin to turn all that around.

BTW, I'm glad you didn't make any resolutions this year.  If you really wanted to go to the gym three times a week, you'd already be doing it instead of collapsed on the sofa eating chocolate covered pretzels and watching Gilmore Girls.

When you are ready and in touch with yourself, change finds you. You don't force it.

The progenitor of this website, Perry Block, stopped writing it years ago thinking he'd written all he had in him. He had no plans to resume it. But yet last year he did.

I know what you're thinking about that. 

Channeling Fred Allen: "You could take all the readers of Perry's website, place them in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and the heart of any member of the Trump Administration."

But is that really important, even if he thinks it is?

So I'm wishing you a very happy and healthy me!

Now if you'll excuse me, the year 2028 is waiting.

Now, cut that out!

We're just having coffee.

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