Now There's ScamDuel, the Great New Betting Platform

Tired of gambling on sports events with FanDeul, BetMGM, and those other related sports betting platforms, whatever the heck they are?

We hear you. Gambling on whether the Phillies will once again blow it in the playoffs is getting tiresome and predictable.  (Hint: They will.)

Now there's ScamDuel, the great new betting program that enables you to bet on matters far beyond mere sporting results, point spreads, and player stats.

Now you can bet on:

• Will Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claim vaccines cause pimples?

• Will Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift break up and when?  How long will it take her to write a ten billion dollar streamed song about it?

• How many Baby Boomers beyond a half dozen know bupkes about Taylor Swift?

• Will Trump become even more repulsive than he is now?  Is that even possible?

 And most importantly,  

Will ScamDuel make us a shit ton of money with this new venture? (We're betting on it!)

Now you can gamble on all these things and more ...  with ScamDuel.   

Download ScamDuel today! 

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